James M. Hill Memorial High School's new and improved security team, known throughout the school as "Tommies Nine-Nine", prevented yet another violation of the threat they've been assigned to prevent: cell phones. On Friday, October 12, at around 10:00 am, Agent MacDonald caught a slow-walked in the halls on their phone and called the team to form a barracade which stopped the culprit in their tracks. After a hard days' work on patrol, Agent MacDonald celebrated with his Nerf Gun, Kim, but seemed to get a little too excited, since he accidentally fired a dart which stuck right onto Captain Sturgeon's forehead. I guess it's appropriate to say Agent MacDonald 'nerfed' the fun out of the celebration.

By Dalton Sturgeon